He kissed a someone with a penis
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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