did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
People with herpes should wear stickers.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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