If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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