It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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