office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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