Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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