i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
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