Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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