you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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