ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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