I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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