Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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