Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
i now understand why vodka
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