Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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