you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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