Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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