this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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