no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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