My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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