Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
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