i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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