I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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