Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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