I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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