Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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