I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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