Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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