ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
