she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
You're like the curious george of whores
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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