Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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