Duck Duck Cougar?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
The adults are the big ones right?
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