that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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