He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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