if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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