There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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