Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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