There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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