i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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