Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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