I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
