I'm going to jail i love you
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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