How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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