I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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