I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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