Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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