How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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