Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Randomize
