Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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