youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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