ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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