What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
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