Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
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