We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
