I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Randomize
