Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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